Ballet is Rubbish with Plastic Bags

French performance arty types ‘Compagnie Non Nova’ are clearly big fans of that creepy pretentious bloke from American Beauty, having written and directed a ballet performed solely by… plastic bags.

Not really sure the point, and to be honest, I don’t really care – having only ever seen ballet once and finding it a relentlessly tedious two and a half hours of my life, so the edition of rubbish is something to be applauded.

Anyway, here it is in all its glory…